I’ll Always Love My Mama

I was in a grumpy mood all day. I was stuck in traffic this morning. Some of my promotional materials for the conference weren’t ready, like they were supposed to be. And I shelled out $30 for a new Writer’s Market, only to realize that three of the main magazines I wanted to send something to no longer accepted fiction.

Then I got home to find a package from my mother (she sent me two wedding pictures of Mrs. V). Isn’t it always like mothers to know when their sons need a little pick-me-up?

Thanks, Mom.

And yes, I’m eating my vegetables.

For the grown and sexy

One of the things I really liked about by writing group in Dallas was that it just wasn’t a children’s lit writing group. We were comprised of all different types of writers – poets, journalists, stage play writers, screenwriters, romance writers, and even…gulp…Erotica writers.

One of my pals from my writing group in Dallas just started a blog. In addition to being a stage and screenwriter, Paula also writes erotica.

Now, I’m gonna do my best to keep this blog PG 13, but I’ve got to at least mention Paula’s blog. But before you check it out, be sure to put the kids to bed. Of course, with the amount of sex and violence on TV nowadays, maybe erotica isn’t so shocking to kids anymore. And truthfully, Paula is pretty tame when it comes to the racy stuff (I’ve read about more shocking stuff in some YA novels…has anyone heard about Rainbow Party)? One story I critiqued once had people putting things in places where only a doctor should travel. And then there was this other story –

Gotta remember, PG 13. Gotta keep it clean for the kids.

The history of my life, blog-style

20 years ago – I was about to start 3rd grade. I spent most of my time running around with a towel on my back pretending I was Zorro (I was really into the old Disney TV show with Guy Williams). I had a younger sister that I usually terrorized and a twin brother that was my partner-in crime. Life was good.

10 years ago – I was a freshman at the University of Oklahoma, majoring in civil engineering. I went from a high school that was 80% black to a school in the middle of Oklahoma. Talk about a culture shock. I joined a great organization called the National Society of Black Engineers. At my first conference in St. Louis, most white guests at our hotel mistake us for the basketball team, and look surprised when we say we’re there for an engineering conference. Over the next 5 years, I meet the future Mrs. V, join a fraternity, and do a plethora of things that my mother must never, ever find out about. I also begin 2 novels – one that is still safely hidden in my file cabinet, and A Red Polka Dot In A World Full of Plaid.

5 years ago – I began work as a lowly structural engineer in Dallas, TX. I join my first writing group. I attend my first regional SCBWI conference, and become tongue-tied when I try to speak to an editor at Harper Collins. Over the next few years, I break up with my girlfriend, make up with my girlfriend, find an agent (my agent called while I was engagement ring shopping), sell my first novel, and get married.

1 year ago – Mrs. V and I moved from Dallas to Austin so she could attend UT. I transferred with my job, and became a Licensed Professional Engineer. A Red Polka Dot was supposed to be published this year, but was pushed back due to reorganization at the publishing house. I also got Theo, aka Straight, No Chaser, aka Thelonius, our cocker spaniel.

Yesterday – I spend the day cruising the stores, looking for a pair of reading glasses. All those years of staring at a computer screen are finally starting to get to me.

Tomorrow – I go to work and find something to design. Maybe a bridge, maybe a retaining wall, maybe a radio tower. After work, I’ll take the dog for a quick walk and continue getting ready for the SCBWI summer conference.

5 snacks I enjoy – green gummy bears, red gummy bears, yellow gummy bears, white gummy bears, orange gummy bears.

5 bands I know the lyrics to most of their songs – Incognito (British Acid Jazz band), Sade, Tony Toni Tone, Michael Jackson/Jackson 5 (up to the Dangerous Album), Quincy Jones (okay, he’s not really a band, but he’s a band leader, so I figure he counts).

5 things I would do with 100,000,000 dollars – pay my tithe (God’s got to get his cut first), pay off debts, buy a house, buy my parents another house, and share with family (both blood and in-laws).

5 locations I’d like to run away to – Aruba, Jamaica, New York, South Africa, and Egypt.

5 bad habits – trying to always solve Mrs. V’s problems instead of just listening, neglecting the dog, chewing ice, oversleeping and missing church, skipping breakfast.

5 things I like to do – write (of course), spend time with Mrs. V, watch bad action movies on TBS and TNT, root for the Oklahoma Sooners, play the baritone.

5 TV shows I like – The Amazing Race, Justice League Unlimited (it’s not a cartoon, it’s an animated program), The Cosby Show (before all the new kids started showing up), The West Wing, Twenty-Four (in a previous life, I was Jack Bauer).

5 famous people I’d like to meet – Bill Clinton, Nelson Mandela, Stan Lee (creator of some of Marvel’s greatest comic books, Paul Rusesabagina (the real man behind the movie Hotel Rwanda), Sean “P. Diddy” Combs (just to see what he really things about J. Lo).

5 biggest joys at the moment – Seeing my name and seal stamped on a set of plans, seeing the new cover of my novel, making Mrs. V smile, talking with my Dad, finishing my latest manuscript (of course, that all depends on what my agent has to say about it).

5 favorite toys – Umm, to be honest, I really don’t have any toys.

Drum roll please….

5 people to tag – Chris Barton, Kei Swanson (another Genesis Press author with a novel coming out in November), Alison Dellenbaugh (I don’t know how she was able to get her blog to look like her web page, but it is TOO COOL), and finally, two people that don’t have a blog, but should start one – del (yes, del is supposed to be all lowercase) and Paula from my Dallas writing group, Words of Wisdom Writers Society.

Happy writing, people.

Uh Oh…Homework

For better or worse, I got tagged by Don, aka Devas T. It looks like I’ve got weekend homework. Now all I have to do is find 5 saps – um, I mean 5 really nice people – to tag after I finish.

And be sure to check out DT’s review of Rats Saw God by Rob Thomas. I read the book a few years ago; Thomas definitely has a great voice.

Blame it on Chris

Welcome to my blog. I actually started it a few days ago, but upon registering for the service and setting up my files, I realized that I didn’t have anything of importance to say.

It’s not my fault. Really. I blame everything on Cynthia and Greg Leitich Smith, Don Tate, and Chris Barton. Especially Chris Barton. Over lunch a few days ago, he mentioned that he started a blog. After reading through his, and subsequently reading through other blogs from local SCBWI members (What’s SCBWI? – More on that later), I was hooked.

So here I am a few days later with a brand new blog. And while I still don’t have anything of importance to say, I’m writing nevertheless.

I’ve been pretty busy gearing up for the SCBWI Summer Conference in Los Angeles. The Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators is just that – an organization of writers, illustrators, editors, agents and anyone else dedicated to writing or illustrating Children’s Lit. Anyway, this will be my third conference, and this year, I am determined to be more sociable. (I’m usually the quiet guy that sits waaaay in the back of the room). I am participating in the VIP Wine and Cheese Reception, and to be honest, I am terrified of speaking to people about my new novel.

Oh, yeah, and if I didn’t mention, my first book is coming out in November (I know, I know…I should have stated this at the beginning. I guess I’m not made for journalism). Anyway, I’ve been scrambling over the past few months updating my website, getting promotional materials, and finalizing the novel. These are definitely exciting times. Check out my website (www.varianjohnson.com) and let me know what you think.

Anyway, more about me, my novel, the writing process, and life in general will come later.

And remember, if you don’t like anything I have to say, blame it on Chris.


…As soon as I find something interesting to say.